Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Is the sacrifice worth it?

Is it worth it?

Our illustrious President asked this question last night. The guy who lied us into this war, who has squandered billions of dollars on it, who is personally responsible for the deaths of 1000s of American military personnel and uncountable innocent Iraqis as well as having no personal stake in this boondoggle answered, "Yes"

You know, every time I hear this jackass say this kind of crap, I remember the scene from Shrek. Lord Farquaad is giving a speech to the knights he is about to send off to fight the dragon. He says, "Some of you may die but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."

Now, I'm not so blind that I can't see what a quagmire the war in Iraq is. Should we stay or pull out, I don't think there is a good answer to that question. It kind of boils down to whether we stay and kill more people or leave and let more people die. Does killing more soldiers somehow validate the death of the ones who died before them or does pulling out before more die make it more meaningful?

It just chaps my ass that the PTB are so fucking smug and cavalier about all my fellow soldiers coming home in body bags or without their legs and arms.

Monday, June 27, 2005

Various stuff

Various stuff I didn't feel like making individual topics for:

First off, I need to talk about this guy:

Lance

I'll probably get run out of town on a rail for saying this but God Damm I'm sick of Lance Armstrong. I don't have anything against Lance per se, I'm just sick of hearing his name and hearing him whore for everything from used cars to health spas. The guy rides a bike for a living, he's not working on a cure for cancer. I got nothing against a guy making a living and I would sure take the money he gets but the concept of over exposure seems to be lost on the marketing types these days. Enough of that...

I saw this movie on Sunday:

Be Cool

It's predecessor, Get Shorty, was less than spectacular so I wasn't expecting much. I even took some grief from the family for getting it but hey, that's what Netflix is all about, get a movie you don't want to pay for and if you don't like it, stick it back in the sleeve and move on. Even though the original movie left a lot to be desired, John Travolta's character was an interesting guy and I've got a real thing for Uma Thurman so decided to take a chance.

That being said, we all loved this movie. The story is a bit disjointed but the characters are hilarious. Vince Vaughn is great as usual but The Rock steals the show. Chili Palmer is really the only character from the previous movie, Rene Russo is no where to be seen and Danny Devito has about 10 seconds of screen time so don't expect a real sequel. Anyway, highly recommended for a lot of good laughs.

Friday, June 24, 2005

Truly a dark day

Misuse of Eminent Domain upheld by the Supremes

In a nutshell, the local government can come in, take anything they want and give it to whoever they want. Oh yeah, first they declare it "blighted" so they can pay bottom dollar for it.

Eminent Domain has always been a rather strange concept to me. Actually, the concept makes sense to a point, the execution has always been flawed. The main flaw is that the government can come take your property and pay you whatever they feel like paying for it. Lots of people take the cash and are generally happy about it but you have the people like the lady who was born in her house 80+ years ago and just doesn't want the money. She has a house and a very compelling reason to stay there. On the other hand, you have a private developer who has convinced some local official to give them the land for a business venture which has no guarantee of succeeding.

It's really disappointing that the Supreme Court has now officially said that money is more important than people.

Friday, June 17, 2005

My Life, part IV

All right, back to the show.

There is a lot about this time and place a lot of you will never understand. The cost of things for example. A candy bar cost a nickle, a 10 oz soda in a glass bottle cost a dime. No one knew what low fat or low carb meant. Only old ladies drank skim milk, everyone else drank whole milk. The kids price at the movies was $0.35 and I think the adult price was like $0.75. No movie house had more than one screen. Gas was under $0.20 a gallon and cars were the size of a battleship.

It was safe to let your kids run around unsupervised all day and all night. We quite often "camped" out in the backyard but spent the whole night roaming the neighborhood. We never did anything harmful, just wandered around enjoying the night. It's hard to explain what that is like, wandering the streets at 2 AM, unless you've done it.

Anyway, it's around 1965 - 1967. The Beatles and The Monkeys are a big deal. I never liked The Beatles that much but I loved The Monkees. They had a TV show every afternoon and I never missed it. Another funny thing around this time was the 5 o'clock hour. Dad was a big country and western fan and every day at 5 o'clock, some country act had a 30 minute TV show which we never missed. Porter Waggonner had one and that is where Dolly Parton started out.

I don't remember a lot about 5th and 6th grades. Our english teacher used to fall asleep in her chair a lot and she had a nervous breakdown at one point. There was one incident which caused me a lot of grief though.

From 1st thru 5th grades, not much changed, it was pretty much the same bunch of kids all along. Some names I remember, Butch, Kay Cole, Debbie, Mitchell Bias, Phillip Lewis, MC, Peter Bradbury, Kieth, Cody... Anyway, this new girl showed up during the summer between 5th and 6th grades. Connie had blond hair, she was beautiful and I was instantly in love. Add that to the fact that she played the guitar and would occasionally get up and play and sing for the class and it was hopeless. She hung out with a few girls who lived near me and didn't like me much which didn't help the situation. It really didn't matter, I was too shy to even talk to her anyway. So, we're all around 12 and 13 and the hormones are raging. It seems that someone felt the same way about Connie that I did and actually even wrote her a love note which the teacher found and read in front of the class. The fun part was that he signed it "Mr X". Obviously, this was the juiciest thing we had ever heard of in our innocent little lives and it was the talk of the school, who was Mr X. Well, one day in the lunch room or the library, while talking to someone I had my foot up across my knee as usual. I always wore Hush Puppies which have a flat runber sole. Just screwing around, I wrote a big X on the bottom of my shoe. It must have taken all of 10 seconds for the entire school to get the news that I was Mr X. As was usually the case in those days, I handled it badly and vehemently denied it which just gave everyone more ammunition. I caught more hell about that than I probably have about anything I ever did in my entire life. Kids can be really tough on other kids and they worked me over to no end. Toward the end of the year, I made friends with this fat kid named Gerald who, one day over lunch, confessed to me that he was the real Mr X. This is the first time I have ever told anyone, it had blown over by then and no one would have believed me anyway. Besides, I knew how he felt and he was a good guy, I didn't want to put him thru the same hell I had been thru.

I had my tonsels out when I was 12 as well. I remember being in the hospital the day The Munsters debuted. I cried like a little baby.

That's all for today kids, on to Middle School next installment.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Trip to DC

Because of my job, I got selected to take a trip to Washington DC to attend a technical workshop.

It was, overall, a very nice trip. I took my wife along and since the workshop was on Monday and Tuesday, we left Friday afternoon and got to spend the weekend seeing the sights.

The flight to Washington was mostly uneventful. We flew on Northwest Airlines who decided to stop giving out peanuts and sell a "snack pack" for a $1. We got a drink and my wife had packed some snacks so no big deal, just yet another thing you used to get that you no longer get.

The excitement started soon after we got to the hotel. The workshop folks put us up in The Watergate Hotel (yes, THAT Watergate). It isn't a bad place, just rather expensive. So we get to the hotel about 9 PM Friday night and I'm hungry. I'm hoping to find a little cafe to get a coffee and a piece of pie or something but my wife doesn't want to go out. I remember seeing a convenience store close by so go down, get a few sodas and some cheesy poofs. As I am walking in the front door of the hotel, Condolezza Rice comes out the other door with a group of people. Personally, I don't care for the woman but I have to admit to getting a little thrill out of it. As I come in, I hear a group of people going, "ooohhh, she did this and she did that..." and they sound so much like 10 year old girls who just saw N'Sync. It makes me feel a little sheepish about getting excited but I still went up and told my wife about it.

We got up fairly early Saturday morning and found some breakfast. DC is a very weird place when it comes to finding something to eat or souveneirs or the normal tourist stuff. The breakfast buffet at the hotel was $22 per person so I asked the desk cleark if there was a Denny's or something close by. He looked at me like I had just dropped trou and pointed me to a little shopping center around the corner. We had a pretty good breakfast of croissant sandwiches and headed off down to the Mall.

For those of you who don't know, the Mall is the big strip of federal office buildings and monuments in downtown DC. We started at the Lincoln Memorial. It's a pretty cool place and you can look out on the whole area from there. We next went down to The Wall (Vietnam memorial). That place is hard to describe. I'm sure everyone has seen pictures but nothing conveys the impression of standing in the middle of 57,000 names of the people killed in Vietnam. There were lots of vets around and people taking rubbings.

We then walked down to the WW II memorial and on to the White House. We found out you had to get a tciket for the White House to get in so just took some pictures from the fence and headed for the Smithsonian Natural History Museum. We were originally planning on doing that on Sunday but when we walked in and found out it was free, we decided to go thru. That was an amazing thing to me, most of the stuff was free. I'm just so used to people being in my pocket, I was amazed at how much there is to do for free in that town. We spent the rest of the day at the Smithsonian and then grabbed the Metro back to the hotel. After we found a place to eat, we decided to just head out and ended up following some people to an area on the river and ended up in Georgetown, a pretty nice shopping area and place to just hang out. We wandered around a bit and called it a night.

Got up Sunday and headed for the Capitol, hoping to get in early but found out it was closed. There is no doubt that you are dealing with the government in DC because they roll up the sidewalks at 5:30. EVERYTHING closes around 5:30 during the week and most are closed on the weekend. One of the events we came to next turned out to be some of the most fun we had the whole trip. We were leaving the Capitol and heard music, someone singing Dancing Queen by Abba. We found a big stage at the end of one of the main streets and the street for several blocks lined with booths. When we got to the front of the stage, the music we heard was from some people doing a sound check and on top of the stage was a big banner that said, "CAPITOL PRIDE FESTIVAL." Well, it didn't take long for us to figure out what they were so proud of. As I turned from the stage and looked down the line of booths, the second one on the left was sponsored by "Your Gay Realtor" and the second or third one on the right was covered with the little rainbow stickers. Two guys walked by holding hands about that time and we kind of figured out what was going on. Not to mention that all the little carboard trash receptables lining the street were advertising LD Lubricants. Anyway, talk about a laugh a minute, just looking at some of the booths and most of the poeple was a lot of fun. It's always amazing to me how much people scream and rail against stereotypes but then embrace the stereotype with a passion. My favorite, other than the guy with the "I heart Dick" t-shirt was the tell slender person dressed to the 9s, mini skirt, sequined blouse, poofed up hair and the face of a lumberjack. I know I'm an insensitive lout and I try hard not to be but this one just cracked me up and it was all I could do to stifle the laugh till she/he/it was out of ear shot.

So, we grabbed some food from one of the booths then ended up at the Art Museum. This is a big place and has some very interesting pieces, so many that they kind of blend together. I really like a lot of the stuff but find it hard to understand why some of these guys are considered such great artists. They have the only Da Vinci in the country and it is really beautiful. That was a very interesting afternoon to say the least. We then did a sculpture museum with lots more art till I was completely arted out. Since everything else was closed and she wouldn't make a decision as to what she wanted to do, I took us down to Arlington Cemetary. It was right at 5:30 when we walked up the road to the cemetary and the guard atopped us and told us it was closed but that Iwo Jima was still open. He gave us directions which took us around the outside of the cemetary. It was warm but a nice walk. The number of graves as you walk along is staggering so it was a rather quiet, reflextive walk. After a few misadventures trying to find a bathroom, we found the Iwo Jima monument. This place is special to me because my Dad was there when they raised the flag. The monument is a lot bigger than I expected and the detail is strking, it is a very moving monument. We were pretty tired by this point so found a place to eat and headed back to the hotel.

Monday I had to go to the workshop and my wife was on her own. She ended up back down in Georgetown and I met her there for supper. We wandered around a little but made an early night of it.

Tuesday I had to work again and she went to some of the old house in the Georgetown area. We headed back down to the Capitol as soon as I got finished but you have to get a ticket early in the morning to get in. We opted instead for the Library of Congress which ended up being a good choice. It is a beautiful place, lots of statues and art work.

We flew out on Wednesday and other than a stewardess who felt compelled to use the intercom every 5 freaking minutes, it was an uneventful trip back.

All in all, a fun time.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Greedy bastards

and liars too

I wish one of these guys would just come up to me and say, "We are trying to suck every penny out of you we can. Consequently, if we could charge you extra for the air in the threatre, we would do that too."

I think I could handle that. We might be able to negotiate some arrangement if they were just honest about their greed but lying about it just pisses us normal people off.

That is why it costs you $5.50 to get in a movie and you can't bring in your own snacks or drinks. Charge me a $1 to bring in my own stuff but at least give me some options.

I've said it before, things are going to get a lot worse before they get any better.

Monday, June 06, 2005

My life, part III

I've only got about 30 minutes so this installment is gonna be short.

I think I need to talk a little about about the best friend I ever had in my whole life. It seems like he showed up about the 3rd or 4th grade. His name was Keno. He was half Doberman Pincher and half Boxer. Dad told me not too long before he died that Keno was actually half Pit Bull, not half Boxer but I once found a picture of a Boxer that was the EXACT same color as Keno, in fact looked exactly like him except for the face. Keno had the face of a Doberman and the body of a Boxer and was this reddish brown color. He was without a doubt one of the most beautiful creatures I ever laid eyes on. We got him when he was just a little tiny puppy and he was supposedly my sister's dog but in my heart, he always belonged to me.

Keno and I spent a lot of time together. He went everywhere with me except to school. When there was no one else to play with, I played with Keno. He could be scary looking but all the kids I hung around with knew and loved him. He was extremely intelligent and always gentle with me but he didn't play well with other animals. For some reason, he hated poodles with a white hot passion and it was a real challenge to hold him back when one came into sight. I once took him to a dog show at the park and he got in a fight with every other dog there. They actually gave him a ribbon for being the meanest dog, a fact I wasn't too awful upset about. I was a pretty timid kid so having the meanest dog wasn't a bad thing. He loved riding in Dad's pickup and could jump in the back without putting down the tailgate. Dad always called him out when we got close to home and he would race us. Watching him run was an incredible experience.

Keno lived to be about 15. He'll show back up occasionally as we go thru the years.

Back to 4th grade. I think it was 4th grade when I fell in love for the first time. I guess I was about 10. I'm an incurable romantic, I was always in love with some girl. I believe that so much of how we are is built in from birth, I was destined to be in love a lot but unfortunately, seldom have my affection returned. The problem was a crippling shyness, something I still haven't completely overcome. No one who knows me believes this little fact but it's true. Even when a girl showed interest, I was too timid to pursue her so spent a lot of time pining after this girl or that one. I never had a real girlfriend till I went to college.

Anyway, my first that I remember was named Julie. She was blond, always wore her hair in long braids and had freckles. She was always nice to me, not something I was used to, and there was just something about her. I can still see her face like she is standing front of me.

I'm out of time so on to 5th and 6th grades in the next installment.

Friday, June 03, 2005

My life, part II

I have a few vague memories of the farm. I remember pigs circling the house on a rainy day and us all watching them out the kitchen window. I think that might have been a dream. I remember turkeys...

My first real memory, one that I am sure of and know actually happened was on the day we moved into our new house in town. That was also the day I met Charles Russell, the kid who was to be, for at least the next several years, my best friend.

Our new house was here: 1307 Sunnyside Lane. Let me talk a minute about this place. If you could draw the perfect neighborhood, it would be the neighborhood surrounding 1307 Sunnyside Lane. The highway wasn't there at the time, neither was the houses to the south of it. That whole area was just mesquite thickets populated with rattlesnakes, rabbits, owls and all sorts of other strange and wonderful creatures. The large open area to the north is Lamar Elementary school and the surrounding play ground. I walked to school every day from 1st thru 6th grade because that's what people did back in those days and because it was like 3 freaking blocks. There were kids everywhere, most my age, some older, some younger but kids everywhere. Not all of my childhood was wonderful as you will see but the times I spent roaming that neighborhood hold some very fond memories for me.

Back to our first day. I don't remember going out but I remember I was in the back yard. There was another kid in the next yard and he was doing something at the fence. I remember something about a frog in a hole. I was a few days shy of 6 years old. Charles was a few months older than me. We were best friends for most of my childhood. I'll talk about why our friendship ended later. The Russells were a good bunch, they had an older daughter and a younger son as well as Charles. Mr. Russell was a postman and Mrs. Russell worked at a downtown department store. Charles and I spent a lot of time together, we spent the night at each other's house most weekends. Charles wasn't a big kid, just a normal guy. He had kind of sandy blond hair and I can't really see his face any more. I kind of see Robert Redford when I think of Charles. Anyway, he was a brain, I wasn't. Neither of us were very good at sports, he taught me how to play chess and always beat me. I still never haven't gotten very good at that game. We spent a lot of time roaming the neighborhood, just being kids. We both got into Cub and Boy Scouts, I still remember the day he made Eagle Scout. I barely made First Class.

So, I started first grade soon after we moved even thought I wasn't supposed to. I think you had to be 6 by the 25 of August but I missed by a few days but my parents talked my way in somehow. My first grade teacher's name was Mrs Borden. She was one of those sweet old white haired ladies who probably should have retired before I was born. She didn't teach us shit, just kind of napped in her chair. Consequently, 2nd grade was rough for me. Ms Carr was a fairly young lady conparitively speaking and she expected you to perform. Back in those days, you made the grades or they flunked you and your parents expected it and supported it. Kids didn't act up in school because a teacher would take you out in the hall and smack your ass or even worse, send you to the principle and let him do it with a big wooden paddle. That sounds barbaric these days, I know, but kids knew their place and kept it. You didn't smart off to someone twice your size when you knew they could take you and beat the shit out of you. Somehow, I made it thru 2nd grade with my class. 3rd grade was not much problem except my teacher was a mean old bitch. Her name was Ms Phillips. She was one of those big square women with the tight white bun. I can still see her to this day. If you acting. up or were talking, she would sneak up on you, grab you by the shoulders and shake your teeth out.

4th grade things changed. 1st thru 3rd grade were all in the same room with the same teacher. When you got to 4th grade, you changed rooms for different subjects. You went as one class in a big long line but you had a bunch of different teachers. I don't remember most of the names but I can still se a few faces. Our music teacher was a young, pretty lady. I remember one day we had to get up and sing in front of the class solo. Everyone was freaking out and this red headed kid named Eddie took out his pocket knife and sliced his thumb open to keep from having to do it. He sat right by me, I watched him do it. He got to go home for the rest of the day. I do remember our art teacher, Mrs King. She reminded me of Endora on Bewitched and we all thought she was a real life witch. She loved little girls but hated little boys and she was a mean old bat. I was sick a lot that year to avoid her. There was one man teacher in the whole school, can't remember his name but he whupped my ass one day for carrying my books on my head "like a Zulu."

Two dramatic things happened that year. This was about 63/64 and some of you can guess what one of them was. I was coming back from lunch and as I walked into music class, someone said President Kennedy had been shot. They said he had been flying over Dallas and someone had shot him thru the bottom of the plane. The only real effect this had on me was his stupid funeral was the only thing on TV for THREE WHOLE DAYS.

TV, there's a whole subject by itself. Back in those days, TV was it as far as electronic entertainment was concerned. We had three channels, ABC, NBC, and CBS. They stopped broadcasting around midnight. The TV was ALWAYS on but most kids didn't spend much time in front of the TV if the weather was pretty. There was too much to do outside. We did spend every evening in front of the tube. I loved Saturday mornings, I would get up real early and watch the Bowery Boys, Rin Tin Tin, The Lone Ranger, Sky King, My Friend Flicka, all real life adventure type series, mostly westerns. Cartoons on Saturday didn't start till around 1965 or so but once they started, they went gang busters. All the old dramas just dried up and blew away. I'll have to come back and revisit the whole vintage TV thing some day, there is way too much for this particular thread.

I went to the moves a lot. Tarzan was a big deal back in those days. Johnny Weismuller, the real Trazan that is. It's really funny to think about now but you could go out in the back yard and do a Tarzan yell and kids all the way up and down the block would start picking it up. Monster movies were all the rage. King Kong, Godzilla, all the cool ones as well as The Mummy, The Creature, Dracula, etc. There was always a cartoon before the movie too. I'll never forget how pissed I was the first time a movie started with no cartoon.

Second thing that happened in 64 was a monster tornado that blew thru Wichita Falls. It tore the hell out of Sheppard Air Force Base. We could actually see it even though it was miles away.

Mom and Dad both worked. It wasn't unusual for both parents to work back in those days. Mom worked as a secretary at a place called Cox Drilling and Dad, bless his heart, owned a string of bars. Not fancy nightclubs, bars, dives, juke joints, places you could just as easily get your head busted as get a beer. His first place was called Bill's Elbow. It was right on the edge of the bad part of town. I never remember going there but he soon sold that place and moved a little closer to downtown. This place was called The Hideaway and I spent a lot of time there on the weekends. I got to know a lot of the regulars and saw some wild stuff. I followed my Dad and a guy out the door one day. Dad didn't see me till he grabbed this guy by front of his shirt, doubled up his fist, stuck it in the guys face and said, "Where's my money." The other guy was about to piss himself. Then Dad saw me and told me to go back inside. I went. My Dad learned how to fight in the Marines. He was a nice guy to his patrons but he didn't put up with no shit. I remember the day Dad ended up in the hospital with a broken jaw because some drank had smashed him in the face with a beer bottle. He told me stories about having a gun pulled on him three different times. That being said, the bar was a fun place. I could play pool or shuffleboard all I wanted, most of the drunks were pretty cool guys and they treated me really good. One place had a train track about 10 feet out the back door and I would go out and watch the trains go by. There were always bums in the open cars, I always wondered about what their story might be.

My Dad was a fisherman. That was what he liked to do for fun so pretty much every weekend we would go fishing. Most of the time, just off to a favorite small lake in Nocona or St Joe, sometimes out on the boat in Lake Wichita. He always had a boat and loved tinkering around with it. Various extended family members would come along as well. My grandmother was quite a fisherman and would quite often tag along. My grandfather didn't care much for fishing so seldom came but Granny was always there. She was a hefty gal and always wore those old farm dresses. Inevitably, you would be fishing and look up and there would be the south side of a north bound Granny bent over the minnow bucket or tackle box. Thank God she also always wore a slip and all those other undergarments ladies wore in those days or I might be more fucked up than I already am. Granny was a great old lady. My sister and I would quite often spend the night at her place. They had a small farm just outside of town with a small pond and a horse. They had feather beds and these big quilts, you climbed in and it felt like sleeping on a cloud. Granny made the most incredibly awesome pancakes in the world, they had a little crispy ring around the outside and you could use all the butter you wanted. Their garage was part sand and was full of ant lions. I would spend hours playing with these things, they are really fascinating creature. Grandpa had been a rancher all his life but just got old. He didn't say much but when he did you better listen. He was a cool guy but I never got very close to him. Him and his brothers all chewed tobacco. Not that shredded pouch stuff but the stuff that came in what was called a plug. It was a hard compressed little brick that you cut a chunk off of with your pocket knife. He always drove a pickup and there was always a 1 gallon coffee can on the hump. It had a papertowel in the bottom and was usually about 1/4 full of tobacco spit. Heaven help your ass if you kicked over the spit can.

Man, I've only made it to the 4th grade. The more I type, the more I remember and the more I want to say but I've been at this one part for two hours. We'll pick up where we left off in Part III.

My life

I'm going to try to chronicle my life over the last 50 years. This is probably going to be boring but I want to try to capture some of the people and events in my life, this seems to be as good a place as any. Another important note, this is a real life, not some movie thing. There is no one who is completely evil or completely good so you might get something on you if you follow the story.

This will go in installments as I get time.

So, there was this lady named Helen Stubeda living in and around Philadelphia, PA. She was a working girl, something clerical as I remember, and liked to go out dancing on the weekend. Helen was around 27 when she met this dashing young car salesman named Bill Edwards at a dance one night. Bill was from Texas, fresh out of the Marines and could talk the bark off a tree. I don't know much about their courtship or even how long it was but somehow, they ended up married. Bill (henceforth known as Dad) once told me that Helen (henceforth known as Mom) was a virgin when they got married and that he married her because that was the only way he could "get in her pants." Dad liked to drink but more about that later.

So they got married in early September of 1953. It wasn't too long after they were married, maybe 5 or 6 months, that Mom found out she was preggers. Those first few months must have been tough because Mom once told me or my wife, can't remember which, that she was extrememly pissed when she found out she was pregnant because she was planning on leaving Dad. Dad liked to party but more on that later.

So, we have the stage set for the arrival of your truly. Isn't this a happy little situation we find ourselves in. I know what you must be thinking but none of this really ever bothered me. I was always pretty perceptive and able to realize when things weren't really my fault or, for that matter, my problem. Maybe my parents helped me learn that.

A little more on Mom and Dad. Mom was a pretty conservative gal. It doesn't surprise me that she was a virgin when she got married. My Mom had a great sense of humor and was a wonderful mother but she had a few blind spots as we all do. She saw the world in black and white and if you looked in the dictionary under tightass, she would have a full page ad. She was always there for us, always. My dad on the other hand was everyone's best friend. If there was a party, he was there. If he felt like partying, you best get out of his way cause a partying he was going. A doctor one time described him as a compulsive alcoholic. When the compulsion hit, you might not see him for several days. To be fair, as far as I know, he always provided for us. We lived a comfortable middle class life, we always owned our own home, always had two cars and plenty to eat. He took what he saw as his family obligations very seriously and he loved us a great deal. He was just what you might call a free spirit. He made a lot of mistakes, he set a lot of bad examples for me but I can still honestly say he was a good father.

August 27, 1954 saw me, a bouncing 9 lb, 9 oz baby boy enter the world. My Mom and Dad agreed not to name me after a relative (probably because they couldn't agree) but Dad pulled a fast one on her. Dad's stepdad's name was Elmer Bradford. Well, what Mom didn't know till later was that his real named was James Elmer Bradford but he went by Elmer. They named me James.

Naturally, I don't remember much about those years. I used to hear a lot about a "little house in Maple Shade". I'm guessing that is this Maple Shade. My sister, Debra, was born a few years after me. Somewhere along the line, my Dad convinced my mother to move back to Texas. He promised her that they would go there for 6 months and come back if she didn't like it. No one who knows my Dad belives he had the slightest intention of ever returning to PA under any circumstances. When we got back to Texas, my Dad tried his hand a farming for a while but that didn't work out so we moved into town. There begins my first actual personal memories and that is where we end the story for today.

Cell Phones on planes

STFU

On one leg of our flight to Hawaii, there was a group of teenage girls, all dressed in the same tshirts. A middle aged lady I assume was their group leader was seated right behind us. For the entire flight, at least one of the girls, sometimes more, were hanging over our seats yacking with this lady. They were loud and didn't seem to care about anyone around them and their leader just joined right in. Add to the fact that she had a loud, obnoxious laugh that could curdle milk and you can imagine what that flight was like.

When my wife and kids came to Germany (I was already there) in 92, my son got up to go to the bathroom and the guy next to him took the opportunity to put up the arm rest and lay down in his and my son's seat. When asked to move, he refused. My wife had to get the stewardess who had to threaten the man to get him to give my son back his seat.

The point is that cell phones are not going to turn nice people into assholes or assholes into nice people. Assholes will find a place and time to asshole, cell phone or no cell phone. I view cell phone usage just like I view cigarette smoking, talk on your cell phone all your want, just don't include me (or run me down with your car). A quiet conversation on a cell phone is no different than a quiet conversation with your seat mate.

I do have a problem with the whole thing though. I don't think it's really worth all the trouble they are going to have to go thru to make it work. There are so many other things you could do to make air travel more comfortable, why are we so worried about someone who can't talk on their cell phone for 2 hours? What percentage of air travelers need this service, 10%?

We get so wrapped around the axle on this kind of stuff, it's really kind of silly.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Women drivers

Here's the story. We'll all wait here while you go read it.

Not what you expected.

To be fair, I can certainly understand a total, all consuming fear of women drivers but come on, surely you can come up with something better than "they might meet men."

OK, let's be serious here. There is one group of people who need to pay particular attention to this story. That would be anyone who DOES NOT believe in the seperation of church and state. Women can't drive in Saudi Arabia because the government is run by a religion, not by the people.

Imagine the same thing happens here, that religion gets a greater and greater hold on the Government. Now imagine that it's NOT your religion that gets control.

If you don't get it now, you probably never will.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Getting old is a bitch

About a month ago, while I was training for the race, I suddenly noticed a pain in my chest when I took a deep breath. I let it go for a while, it didn't hurt much at all, thinking I had just injured myself because I was training so hard but it not only didn't get better, I started to regress in my running abilities, having less and less energy so I went to the doctor. After blood work and a chest xray came back normal, they did a CT scan which also came back mostly normal except for a few enlarged lymph nodes. They also sent me to a heart doctor today. They did an ultrasound of my heart - pretty cool to watch your own beating heart - and found out I have this:

Pericarditis

The guy said to just take Advil for a few days and it should clear up. I have to go see him again in two weeks. It's really annoying not to be able to go running or work out, I hope this clears up soon.

Deep Throat, traitor or hero?

So we all now know the identity of Deep Throat, the famous Watergate informant. Seems a few of the guys he and the Post guys took down are crying foul.

Pat says, "Traitor"

I guess those of you who know me can figure out how I'm going to respond to this.

Fuck Pat Buchanan, Fuck G. Gordon Liddy and fuck anyone else who was involved and got caught. You whiny little bitches need to shut up and crawl back under the rock you came from.

These people have simply forgotten what it's all about. Everyone at the upper levels of government have forgotten what it's all about. Mark Felt knew what it was all about. What it's all about is loyalty and doing what is right. Not loyalty to a man, not loyalty to a President or an administration, not loyatly to a bunch of corrupt assholes who can't see past the end of their own ambitions but loyalty to the country, loyalty to the truth.

Maybe if we had a few more people who had the courage to stand up and tell the truth, we wouldn't be in the sorry mess we're in today.