Too funny for words

Two new Darwinites

I think it went something like this...

Knucklehead 1, "WOW, Star Wars was sooo cool, hey pass me another brew. How many we got left anyway?"

Knucklehead 2, "Here ya go, think I'll have one myself. Damm two cases gone already. Yeah, man I love those light sabers."

Knucklehead 1 looks up, "Hey, these light tube things look kind of like light sabers."

Knucklehead 2, "Yeah, I bet they make them glow by filling them with petrol."

and the rest is history.

I know that people getting horribly burned is not supposed to be funny but two people taking a piece of glass, filling it with gas and then smacking them together is just too much for this reporter.

There is probably a special place in Hell I'm gonna have to do some time in for not feeling sorry for these idiots.